December 4, 2019
By Derek Martin
Let’s face it guys, our balls stink.
Considering the fact that our balls spend the majority of the day mashed in the crotch of our pants with zero air circulation, it really comes as no surprise that they carry an unpleasant odor that’s usually accompanied by sweat and discomfort.
While maintaining good daily hygiene practices is a vital first step to combating ball funk, often times it’s simply not enough.
So what’s a guy to do?
While you may feel defeated, discouraged and even embarrassed by your persistent and unpleasant ball sack odor, I’m here to tell you there’s hope for your little problem. It’s called ball deodorant.
While I’m sure you’re familiar with underarm deodorant, ball deodorant on the other hand is a different animal entirely.
Specifically formulated for the unique hygiene struggles a pair of nuts presents, ball deodorant helps eliminate a range of conditions that underarm deodorant simply can’t handle including: odor, sweat, chafing, and discomfort.
If you’re sick and tired of having your ball sack overrun by sweat, funk, pain, and irritation, read on for my list of best ball deodorants for men. Relief is on the way.
7 Best Ball Deodorants for Men Reviewed
Fresh and dry balls are happy balls. At least I’d like to think they would be happy if they could actually you know, process emotion. Either way, this deodorant cream from Happy Nuts is sure to put a smile on your face while it obliterates ball sweat, stink, funk, and even helps eliminate chafing and discomfort. Formulated with natural ingredients including aloe, coconut oil, and tapioca starch, Happy Nuts is more than just an effective ball deodorant – It’s relief from all the common daily struggles of having a nutsack.
What I like about Happy Nuts ball deodorant:
• Eliminates ball stink
Destroying smelly balls is probably what brought you here, right? Well Happy Nuts has got you covered. Simply apply a small dime sized amount to a clean, dry ballsack (ideally your own) and be amazed while the silky smooth cream dries to a light powdery finish. But don’t worry, the magic doesn’t end there. The real trick is how well this lightly scented cream spends the day kicking the shit out ball stink, funk, and odor – keeping your crotch smelling like you just stepped out of the shower.
• Keeps balls dry without aluminum
No guy wants a stinky pair of balls. We also don’t want a sweaty pair either. Happy Nuts is formulated with natural tapioca starch that is designed to effectively absorb sweat and moisture, keeping your ballsack dry and comfortable all day. So say goodbye to swamp crotch, batwings, and discomfort.
• Fresh scent
Don’t worry, Happy Nuts cream is designed to prevent and eliminate odor, not mask it. That being said, it does have a light, fresh scent that keeps balls smelling clean and pleasant.
• Reasonably priced
Happy Nuts eliminates testicle odor, sweat, chafing, discomfort, and it’s reasonably priced? What’s not to like?
Not all ball deodorants come in solid form. Fromonda is a powdered deodorant specifically designed to blast testicle odor, sweat, and funk into oblivion, while eliminating unpleasant chafing and discomfort that every guy with a pair of balls has dealt with before. Formulated right here in the good ol’ USA, Fromonda powder contains only safe, effective, all-natural ingredients, and might be exactly what you and your funky ball sack are looking for.
What I like about Fromonda powder:
• Smooth as silk
Forget about those old fashioned clumpy body powders; Fromonda powder is some seriously next level shit. Formulated with corn starch, kaolin clay, arrowroot powder, baking soda, and tapioca starch, Fromonda powder has a silky smooth consistency that applies easily and evenly, and doesn’t cake or clump in the cracks and crevices of your skin. It simply does it’s job of keeping sweat, odor, and discomfort at bay without any unpleasant side effects.
• A little goes a long way
No need to pile it on with Fromonda powder. Just a light dusting on your balls and inner thighs is enough to keep you dry, smelling fresh, and feeling comfortable all day. For best results I recommend applying to clean, dry balls.
• Smells awesome
While Fromonda powder comes in a variety of great fragrances, Citrus IPA (pictured) is my personal favorite scent. It smells fresh, clean, citrusy, and downright masculine as hell. Citrus IPA not your cup of tea? No problem. Fromonda is also available in these great scents: Woody, Cool Mint, AtoneMint, and unscented.
A cooling spray deodorant specifically formulated for balls? Yes please! Snowball is an all-natural spray deodorant that’s designed to eliminate odor and sweat, while providing balls with a blast of cooling relief. They don’t call it Snowball(s) for nothing! Formulated with 14 safe, all-natural ingredients, Snowball is a one of kind ball deodorant that’s a must have for any guy concerned about his crotch hygiene.
What I like about Snowball spray deodorant:
• Cooling relief
Holy crap this stuff is cool. 2-3 quick spritzes of Snowball gives your balls a one of a kind chilling relief that has to be experienced to be believed. It’s perfect for after the gym, work, or whenever your hot, sweaty nuts are in serious need of cooling relief.
Since this all-natural spray deodorant creates zero mess, it’s the perfect deodorant for guys on the go. Keep it in your car, gym bag, work desk, or even in your pocket for those unexpected hygiene emergencies.
• Fresh scent
Snowball has a citrus and mint scent that smells fresh and clean without being too strong or overbearing. It’s just the right amount of fragrance to help keep balls smelling fresh and clean with just a few spritzes.
Thanks to all-natural plant based ingredients, Snowball is completely safe for any situation you might find yourself in while wearing it. So whether you’re spending a lonely night at home, or getting busy with that special someone, Snowball is good to go.
No guy should have to go about his day with a funky, sweaty, and uncomfortable pair of balls. That’s where Comfy Boys deodorant for men comes in. Comfy Boys is a lotion/deodorant that’s specifically designed for those below the belt hygiene issues that every guy wants to avoid. Formulated to eliminate sweat, moisture, odor, and discomfort, Comfy Boys is a simple yet effective solution that any funky ball sufferer will appreciate.
What I like about Comfy Boys ball deodorant:
• Easy to apply
Comfy Boys starts out as a smooth, creamy lotion. But once it’s applied to the designated area (balls) it quickly dries to a silky smooth powdery finish that battles odor and sweat all day. No mess, no fuss.
• Sweat control
Having to deal with ball odor is bad enough, but pair that with swamp crotch and you’re basically in a living hell. Comfy Boys ball deodorant does an awesome job of providing all-day sweat and moisture protection in the ball region, or anywhere else you decide to slather it down there.
• Fresh scent
While eliminating sweat and odor is Comfy Boys primary mission, it also has a light, pleasant fragrance that smells pretty good on the balls. Or so I’ve been told…. 😉
You want fresh balls? Then get Fresh Balls. While the name of this deodorizing lotion is a bit on the nose, I understand why they decided to name it that. With it’s ability to eliminate sweat, moisture, and odor, Fresh Balls lives up to it’s name by leaving your nut sack smelling so fresh and clean you’ll begin to wonder how you ever got by without it. Formulated with safe, natural, effective ingredients, Fresh Balls applies to your sack as a creamy lotion, but quickly dries to a silky smooth powdery finish. It kinda feels like a protective silk purse for your ball bag.
What I like about Fresh Balls deodorizing lotion:
• No mess
One of the big advantages of using this deodorizing lotion over a powder is that it stays exactly where you put it. Powders have the potential to make quite the fucking mess if you’re not careful during application, but the great thing about this Fresh Balls lotion is that it applies easily and evenly, and won’t leave your clothes or bathroom floor a powdery mess.
• Keeps balls dry without aluminum
If you spend a lot of time in hot, humid environments, or if you simply have a naturally sweaty ball sack, Fresh Balls lotion is for you. I find that one application in the morning is usually enough to keep even the sweatiest of balls dry all day.
• Fresh scent
While it’s not the strongest fragrance in the world, Fresh Balls lotion has a pleasant subtle fragrance that that keeps balls smelling fresh and clean throughout the day.
• Eliminates chafing
What happens when your testicles are mashed together in the crotch of your pants like 2 fat chicks in a Smart car? Answer: chafing and discomfort. Fresh Balls lotion actually fights this common occurrence amongst men by reducing friction at skin-on-skin contact points. So no more burning, itching, pain, or irritation.
Top off your morning routine with ToppCock deodorant and keep your balls smelling fresh and clean all day. This one of a kind clear gel deodorant contains silver nano-particles, aloe, and tea tree oil to blast ball funk and sweat into oblivion, while leaving your junk feeling clean, smooth, and hydrated. Simply apply the unique gel formula to a clean pair of nuts (preferably your own) and within moments it dries to a smooth powdery finish.
What I like about ToppCock Silver:
• It’s moisturizing
Toppcock Silver does a great job keeping sweat and odor at bay, but what you might be surprised to discover is how well it moisturizes. Formulated with natural aloe vera, ToppCock deodorant leaves your ball bag feeling smooth, nourished and hydrated.
• It’s soothing
Not only does ToppCock Silver excel at deodorizing and preventing sweat, it also helps soothe irritated skin. Formulated with skin nourishing ingredients, including:
- Tea tree oil – Kills odor causing bacteria and fungi, and also helps soothe red, irritated, and inflamed skin.
- Aloe vera – A natural antioxidant and moisturizer that helps heal irritation and inflammation.
• Great for post shave
If you’re one of the growing number of men that practice manscaping of their nether region, the skin soothing properties of ToppCock Silver make it a perfect post-shave gel to help prevent razor burn and irritation.
• All day sweat and odor protection
A ball deodorant that gives up halfway through the day has no place on this list. Just a small dab of ToppCock Silver in the morning keeps balls dry and smelling fresh throughout the day. For best results, I highly recommend applying to freshly clean and dry balls.
When it comes to keeping balls smelling fresh and clean, Chassis knows a thing or two. They specialize in men’s skincare and grooming products that are specifically designed for use below the belt. One of their most popular products for men is this all-natural deodorizing powder that’s designed to prevent sweat, odor, and chafing while blasting your balls with a refreshingly cool chill (Ice version). Formulated with highly effective, premium ingredients, including: baking soda, pumpkin seed, hops extract, oatmeal flour, and aloe extract, Chassis powder is the perfect solution if you suffer from ball sweat and odor.
What I like about Chassis deodorizing powder:
• Keeps balls and crotch dry
Eliminating ball odor and funk starts with preventing sweat. Chassis is formulated with highly effective moisture managing ingredients including: baking soda, oatmeal flour, and rice powder that keeps your junk feeling comfortable and dry all day.
• All day odor protection
What’s a ball deodorant that gives up on odor protection halfway through the day? Crap! Thankfully Chassis powder does no such thing. Featuring “Hydro Shield” technology, this powder is highly effective at maintaining sweat, chaffing, and perhaps most importantly odor, for all-day protection.
• A little goes a long way
While this isn’t the cheapest deodorant for balls on this list, it does however last a long time. That’s because you really don’t need to use much for it to do it’s job effectively. Just a light coating on clean balls is enough to keep you dry and smelling clean all day. Expect roughly 4 months of use per bottle.
Not only does Chassis Ice version keep you dry and smelling clean, it also provides a blast of cooling relief right where us guys need it most. Our balls! If cooling relief isn’t your thing, this powder is also available in a non-cooling, Fresh Scent version.
Thanks for checking out my list of best ball deodorants for men. If this article was helpful, I suggest checking out my list of best lotions and creams for men’s balls. As always, if you have any comments or questions drop me a line in the comment section down below.